December 2008
7 posts
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
From the LIFE archive on Google images… This kid might be the coolest two year-old ever.
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Black & White & Never Really Read
This got flagged almost instantaneous to its posting, so somewhere there is a person with a Zebra’s ass still waiting to be discovered…
Fact.
You can’t catch AIDS from sharing an ice cream cone or a hot dog with an AIDS person.
But you can catch SIDS from sharing a toilet seat with a dead baby. So be careful where you poop.
The Girls I Mean (E. E. Cummings Remix)
the (girls) i mean are not refined the (girls) i mean are not refined they go with (boys) who buck and bite they do not give a fuck for luck they hump them thirteen times a night one hangs a hat upon her tit one carves a cross on her behind they do not give a shit for wit the (girls) i mean are not refined they come with (boys) who bite and buck who cannot read and cannot write who laugh like they...
Hipster Peter Pan
I posted this on Craigslist a while back as a joke. Four people who mistook it as being written for them responded with indecent proposals.